My 10 Favorite Quotes From Students Over the Years

Student Quotes


So these were taken from another site of mine at ESLFunnies. I will start posting quotes on that site once again (seeing as it’s been awhile and once I change some things about the design and whatnot), but after a funny quote a student made last week, I thought it would be cool to put my favs all in one place. A few of them came from submissions from other teachers as well. Things like this can really brighten up your day as a teacher especially if you’re having a bad day. Hope you enjoyed them!

  • yang janice

    Hahaha, these are hilarious but I especially love #3, 6, and 7. Wordplay!

    • Dominic ‘Dom’ Dinkins

      I love it when the students use wordplay too. Always catches me off guard!

  • Sunny Jung

    Haha~ and also i remembered “Do you know how to make a baby?”ㅋㅋㅋ

  • Michael Hwang

    hahahaha this new story is hysterically funny as heck…